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reblog if ur a lil bit gay

(Source: mspandrew, via teenxxidle)

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Anonymous asked: I would buy you pomegranates just to watch you sink your teeth into them.

teenxxidle:

You can’t bite into a pomegranate you moron

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Me: I will NOT drink at this party. I’ve got a job as well as responsibilities!

Me: No family, I don’t need a ride — I’ll figure out getting home tonight.

Me: I’ll go go to sleep by two, that gives me about five hours of sleep — I’ll feel great for work tomorrow.

Me: Oh fuck, my shift starts in two hours. I need food and coffee ASAP.

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I can do 48 hours.

Shit— I’ve been to county.

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For believing so much in equality and free love you’re disappointingly sexist.

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hunterdirectionerpottergleek:

unreasonablylongandobnoxiousurl:

staff:

You think tumblr pro is just an April fools prank but this photo says the opposite.

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(via i-am-a-fanwizard)

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PS my suppressed gay crush as a kid was Hyde.
JS — wutta babe

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omg, work is in three hours and I’ve slept for about forty collective minutes tonight.  

GODS, I ASK THEE FOR STRENGTH AND VITALITY FOR THE NEXT TWELVE HOURS OF REQUIRED CONSCIOUSNESS.  GEEZ, BEING AN ADULT SUCKS ASS.

omg, work is in three hours and I’ve slept for about forty collective minutes tonight.

GODS, I ASK THEE FOR STRENGTH AND VITALITY FOR THE NEXT TWELVE HOURS OF REQUIRED CONSCIOUSNESS. GEEZ, BEING AN ADULT SUCKS ASS.