Anonymous asked: I would buy you pomegranates just to watch you sink your teeth into them.
You can’t bite into a pomegranate you moron
Me: I will NOT drink at this party. I’ve got a job as well as responsibilities!
Me: No family, I don’t need a ride — I’ll figure out getting home tonight.
Me: I’ll go go to sleep by two, that gives me about five hours of sleep — I’ll feel great for work tomorrow.
Me: Oh fuck, my shift starts in two hours. I need food and coffee ASAP.
I can do 48 hours.
Shit— I’ve been to county.
For believing so much in equality and free love you’re disappointingly sexist.
PS my suppressed gay crush as a kid was Hyde.
JS — wutta babe